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Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

always reblog science wizard

always

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lillyloves-23:

this. this is why contracts are so long, disclaimers must be read, and professionals hate their lives.

I am disappoint

I HATE THE HUMAN RACE

I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or get drunk…..

~Persephone

I would love to see the way House would react to these.

"DO YOU EAT EVERY THREE DAYS" Best!!

The number of doctors I have known personally or that my personal friends have experienced is just as high and just as bad.

Some patients are horribly idiotic but some doctors can be just as bad

My dad is so mean to patients. Like:

- Doctor, don’t put too much anesthetics, I don’t want my brain affected!

+Don’t worry Mr. García, you’ll wake up as dumb as you entered *shoves mask before waiting for reply*

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-Doctor, my religion doesn’t allow blood transfers.

+But I need to amputate your daughter’s leg so the cancer doesn’t spread.

-Don’t you dare amputate my daughter’s leg! I’d rather see her dead!

+Your daughter is 20, and your religion is stupid. Out, dumbass. OUT.

—-

-Will the anesthetics hurt?

+Yes, very much. Goodnight, Mr. Bogas.

(Source: thequeerelite)

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no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

Yeah like the fact that at Starbucks I can’t show my tattoos (I do anyways) because it takes away from the “custom experience”

I still make banging lattes with or without the sleeve

Amen. I don’t ever have a natural hair color on my head and people don’t to give me a chance based on that and I’m truely a hard worker. After I get a job my boss gets just as into my hair as me!!

I have blue hair, let me work for you

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