Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
always reblog science wizard
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it
i love learning new stuff
and reading new books
but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams
that kinda takes the fun out of it
do you feel me
Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me
Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger
THAT IS AN ARCANINE
this. this is why contracts are so long, disclaimers must be read, and professionals hate their lives.
I am disappoint
I HATE THE HUMAN RACE
I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or get drunk…..
I would love to see the way House would react to these.
"DO YOU EAT EVERY THREE DAYS" Best!!
The number of doctors I have known personally or that my personal friends have experienced is just as high and just as bad.
Some patients are horribly idiotic but some doctors can be just as bad
My dad is so mean to patients. Like:
- Doctor, don’t put too much anesthetics, I don’t want my brain affected!
+Don’t worry Mr. García, you’ll wake up as dumb as you entered *shoves mask before waiting for reply*
-Doctor, my religion doesn’t allow blood transfers.
+But I need to amputate your daughter’s leg so the cancer doesn’t spread.
-Don’t you dare amputate my daughter’s leg! I’d rather see her dead!
+Your daughter is 20, and your religion is stupid. Out, dumbass. OUT.
-Will the anesthetics hurt?
+Yes, very much. Goodnight, Mr. Bogas.
i can’t stop laughting
This was an adventure
As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.
One hundred percent support
i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???
Yeah like the fact that at Starbucks I can’t show my tattoos (I do anyways) because it takes away from the “custom experience”
I still make banging lattes with or without the sleeve
Amen. I don’t ever have a natural hair color on my head and people don’t to give me a chance based on that and I’m truely a hard worker. After I get a job my boss gets just as into my hair as me!!
I have blue hair, let me work for you
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon